Homeopathy Gifts

'Following our homeopathic principles, the less evidence there is that it works. The stronger the proof.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

Alternative medicine clinic, specialising in alternative illnesses.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'This is probably the first person to have died from a homeopathy overdose... '

"Our main medical therapy is homeopathy for us and our pets."

"May I ask you, Miss Howre, what made you select a homeopathic attorney?"

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

Organic Curses

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"You are still here."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."