Homework Gatekeeper Pillows

'The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Extra Long-jump

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"What are you writing?"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"Maybe if you wrap your homework in a pill pocket, he'll eat it."

"Sorry, eating homework isn't in my job description."

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Heaven Security Checks.

"You don't have to eat it. Just lick off the writing."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."