Information Gatekeeper Pillows

Freedom of information

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Pointing.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Extra Long-jump

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Humpty the Game Warden

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

A huntsman and his hounds.

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Ground Game!

The Perils of Hunting

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Dead cupid