Information Gatekeeper Gifts

Freedom of information

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Pointing.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Extra Long-jump

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Humpty the Game Warden

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

A huntsman and his hounds.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

The Perils of Hunting

Ground Game!

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

'Not much game about today,boy!'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."