Homeland Security Personnel Gifts

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Trump

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Privacy Conference Security

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Totalitarian Humour

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Military style hedgehog