Supermarket Bomb Threat.
Homeland Security Agents Gifts
Looking for a gift for a homeland security agent? Discover a range of products that honor their unwavering vigilance and commitment. From fun mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect way to say 'thank you' or celebrate their important role. These gifts blend professionalism with a dash of humor, making them ideal for showing appreciation or adding some personality to their workspace.
Schengen
"Bond James, Bond."
James Bond in a Snow Globe
UK border controls relaxed.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
Attack of the Underwear Bomber
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
Licensed to grill.
'Vital mission - movie parody'
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
JAMES BONDING
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."
'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'
Clandestine cows.
"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."
"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'
The Costs Of Doing War.
Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.
A spy
"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"
Homeland Security Agents Gifts Collection
Homeland Security Agents Mugs
Discover more homeland security mugs that blend humor and pride—perfect for brightening their mornings and expressing appreciation.
Homeland Security Agents Pillows
Check out homeland security pillows that combine comfort with patriotism—great for livening up any room or office space.
Homeland Security Agents Prints
View our homeland security prints for striking wall art that honors their service and dedication—perfect for framing and displaying pride.
Homeland Security Agents T-Shirts
Browse our homeland security t-shirts to find clever and proud designs that showcase their important role—ideal for casual days and celebrations.