Homeland Security Personnel Mugs

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Trump

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'At ease, soldier.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Totalitarian Humour

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Military style hedgehog