Homebodies Humor Gifts

"On second thoughts let's stay in tonight...now that we have another mouth to feed."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Man's best friends."

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You are still here."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'