Homebodies Humor Mugs

"On second thoughts let's stay in tonight...now that we have another mouth to feed."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."