Homebody Humor Gifts

"He's working from home today."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

"We have a new exercise routine. I moved the refrigerator to the basement and the TV to the attic."

'Oh hello, dear - I didn't hear you come in.'

Minutes since the TV broke.

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

"I drink at the Nag's Head, it reminds me of home."

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."

Beware of Watchdog

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

World through a screen

"I'm not sure having to work from home is good for me, what do you guys think?"

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

Christina's lockdown

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."

"You know, I've often wondered where the fuse box is myself."

You are here X

Man walks his dog on the treadmill.

When opportunity knocks, those two won't hear in over the TV.

We never roam anymore.

I'd like you to get out more.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

'Well, I never go anywhere, American Express -- How does that grab you?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'