Homebody Humorist Gifts

Winner of the Worst Slogan Contest.

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

'Stop complaining that we never go anywhere. You knew I was the little piggy who stayed home when you married me.'

"Come on in—sorry about the mess, we're just in the middle of not caring anymore."

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

The Freelance Life.

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'

Working from home 2.0

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

The Great Indoors

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."

Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.'

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"It can be a job to wake him up when he nods off in his armchair."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

The Lockdown Passport

"I'm just finishing something off...Can I call you back in...about two minutes?"

'At least we get to work at home.'

"Of course you've never had a car accident, we never go anywhere."

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'Honey, I'm gnome!'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'It's not a force field dear, it's called a window...'

'I was very careful with your wine shipment. I tossed it on your porch underhand.'