Homebody Humorist Gifts

Winner of the Worst Slogan Contest.

"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."

'Stop complaining that we never go anywhere. You knew I was the little piggy who stayed home when you married me.'

"Come on in—sorry about the mess, we're just in the middle of not caring anymore."

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

The Freelance Life.

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I know I wanted you to stop going to those summer classic car shows so you coud spend more time at home, well, I changed my mind.'

Working from home 2.0

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

The Great Indoors

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'It's not a force field dear, it's called a window...'

'As you haven't left the house in weeks, I'm having you arrested.'

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."

Day 27 of self-isolation and the initial burst of enthusiasm to 'get things done' had swindled to nothing.

"It can be a job to wake him up when he nods off in his armchair."

Home is where the beer is.

'Honey, I'm gnome!'

The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'At least we get to work at home.'

'Domestic Beers'

Woman ready to go out but man says: 'To fool the burglars I'm leaving the TV on, staying in and watching it.'

'There's nothing he likes better than pulling on an old pair of trousers and pullover and getting stuck in to the Gardening Programme.'

"Mum, the dishwasher's making a whining noise."

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'