Homebody Comedian Gifts

'Your son, running screaming from the real world, is home.'

Amy Sedaris

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Big screen TV.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You are still here."

Sheltering in place.

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'