Home Seller Humor Pillows

Add a humorous vibe to your home seller’s new space with our witty pillows. Perfect for lounging or as a cheeky reminder of their journey—comfort and comedy combined.

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'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.' mockup

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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'Is the fire included?'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"I've downsized."

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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"I've just been gazumped!"

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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Affordable housing

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'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.' mockup

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

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Catchment Area for Teachers

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Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers. mockup

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

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'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?' mockup

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

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'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.' mockup

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

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'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.' mockup

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

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A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam. mockup

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

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"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!" mockup

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

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Shoe for Rent

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Snail Estate Agents

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"Looks like housing starts are up." mockup

"Looks like housing starts are up."

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"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London." mockup

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?' mockup

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

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'Another self build...'

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'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons' mockup

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

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Home Seller Humor Pillows Collection

Home Seller Humor Mugs

Discover more witty gifts for home sellers on our mugs page—bringing humor and warmth to every coffee break.

Home Seller Humor Prints

Browse our humorous prints—an ideal way for home sellers to decorate their new space with a touch of wit and personality.

Home Seller Humor T-Shirts

Explore our collection of funny t-shirts—perfect for celebrating a home sale with style and a little sass.