Home Sanctuary Sustainer Gifts

Noisy neighbours.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Noise Pollution

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Pet Adoptions

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Bird Sanctuary

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

"Waitress's Day Off""

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

Ground Game!

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"

"Hey, as long as it's gluten free and locally sourced, I don't care what it means in English."

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

You'll love this house. Plus! The neighbor's yard is a veritable wildlife sanctuary. Slap. Bzzz. Bzzzz. For sale. Any wildlife that doesn't burrow, bite or sting?

Extended Stay.

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

"Yes, in case you are wondering, and I know you are, that was me on the news screaming, 'If you don't let me go back to work, I can't be responsible for what I do to my husband and kids!!!' Anyway, it's really good to be back."

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.