Home Sanctuary Sustainer Pillows

Noisy neighbours.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Noise Pollution

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Pet Adoptions

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

Ground Game!

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

"Hey, as long as it's gluten free and locally sourced, I don't care what it means in English."

Extended Stay.

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"Yes, in case you are wondering, and I know you are, that was me on the news screaming, 'If you don't let me go back to work, I can't be responsible for what I do to my husband and kids!!!' Anyway, it's really good to be back."

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.