Home Pricing Realist Gifts

Searching for a gift for a home pricing realist? Discover a selection of witty and clever products that highlight their pragmatic attitude. Perfect for those who appreciate humor mixed with honesty about the real costs of homeownership. From quirky mugs to fun prints, find a gift that resonates with their down-to-earth perspective and adds a touch of humor to their daily life.

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"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it." mockup

"It's 'affordable' if you can afford it."

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?" mockup

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

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'I remember when all this was fields.' mockup

'I remember when all this was fields.'

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'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.' mockup

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

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'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!' mockup

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

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"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..." mockup

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

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"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!" mockup

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

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"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage." mockup

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

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"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!" mockup

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

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Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade. mockup

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

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'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!' mockup

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

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'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...'' mockup

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

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'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.' mockup

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

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'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.' mockup

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

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Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage). mockup

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

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'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.' mockup

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

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"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!" mockup

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

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Real Estate Life

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Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times. mockup

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

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"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification." mockup

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

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'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.' mockup

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

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'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.' mockup

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

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"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London." mockup

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

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"I love what you've done to the house." mockup

"I love what you've done to the house."

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'Could you show me something in my price range.'

'Could you show me something in my price range.' mockup

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

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"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable." mockup

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

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'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.' mockup

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

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'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.' mockup

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

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'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.' mockup

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

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'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.' mockup

'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'

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"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!" mockup

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

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'Good news! We've got a buyer.'

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Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million. mockup

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

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'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.' mockup

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'

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Home Pricing Realist Gifts Collection

Home Pricing Realist Mugs

Explore our humorous mugs collection designed for the home pricing realist — perfect for their coffee breaks and daily routines.

Home Pricing Realist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the honest reality of homeownership, adding humor and personality to any space.

Home Pricing Realist Prints

Browse our clever prints that perfectly capture the essence of a home pricing realist's approach to life and home.

Home Pricing Realist T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts collection, ideal for home pricing realists who love to wear their pragmatic side with pride.