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'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Presentation skills.

Kiwi Ingenuity

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Great visual support.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

Pie Charts.

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'