Retro Presentation Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Following last month's flannel-board presentation on the need to update technology, the members voted in favor...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Early on-line shopping

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Presentation skills.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."