Home Haven Creators Gifts

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'We'll take it!'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Couch and Potato

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

The Insiders

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"It's got a great view!"

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

'The owner is motivated.'

Real estate bubble

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'