Home Haven Creators Pillows

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Home Sweet Home

'We'll take it!'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Couch and Potato

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Realty. Remember

The Insiders

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"It's got a great view!"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'The owner is motivated.'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

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