Home Finance Explorers T-Shirts

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Estate Agent Office

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.