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'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Realty. Remember

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Bookkeeping Club

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Estate Agent Office

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

The President Is Unhinged Yet We Aren't All Dead Yet and That's Kind of Amazing

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'