Real Estate Explorers Prints

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Pregnant woman with t-shirt 'Baby on way'; Man with t-shirt 'Mortgage on way'.

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A child runs an equity stand.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

wealth investment

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'