Estate Explorer Prints

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'He's gone. Call the auctioneer.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

A child runs an equity stand.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'The roof needs icing.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

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"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Look, son, real estate."

See you at Charing Cross!

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Is the fire included?'