Housing Market Explorers Prints

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'My bubble burst!'

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"