Home Commander Gifts

Washing up

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Concert Pianist.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Second lifeReal life.

Infantry.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Hey Google, describe the view."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

No fly zone

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Okay, I get the message."

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

"Philippe, dice the potatoes."

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'