Home Commander Pillows

Washing up

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Concert Pianist.

Second lifeReal life.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

No fly zone

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I managed a house with four kids, three dogs, and twelve plants. How's that for management experience?"

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Okay, I get the message."

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

"Philippe, dice the potatoes."

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"