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'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

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'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

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"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

'No windows. You wouldn't want windows in a town like this.'

"Did I mention the view?"

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'