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"I think you'll find this home has real storybook charm."

'What - the whole house is flooded? Great! I take it!'

"Not to mention the park view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

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"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

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"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Do we want this one parallel with the floor or the ceiling?'

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

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'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

". . . So why, exactly, was the price drastically reduced?"

"This model is priced higher, but it comes with glow-in-the-dark stars."

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

'No windows. You wouldn't want windows in a town like this.'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

"Did I mention the view?"

"This place, like the last one, has one big window that's also a door."

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

Ugh! Professional Beggars

Igloo For Sale: No Termites! NO Carpenter ants! NO fleas! No mice! No rats! Absolutely pest free!

"One question: Do the windows open?"

'How interesting, the subdivision's built on an empty mineshaft.'