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'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Is the fire included?'

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'And this is the sunken living room.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Repossessed Properties.

Catchment Area for Teachers

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."

'Well it was here yesterday... the owner might of taken it down for security reasons'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

'No windows. You wouldn't want windows in a town like this.'

"It's all I could get."

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."