Home Aviator Gifts

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"I didn't spark joy."

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Boy pilot.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Football

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Crop duster wanted.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

The Red Baron meets his match.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Birds on the wing

Fish Aeroplane

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'Must be American.'