Home Aviator Gifts

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"I didn't spark joy."

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Captain steering house through flood.

Boy pilot.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Football

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Crop duster wanted.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

The Red Baron meets his match.

Fish Aeroplane

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Birds following an aeroplane.