Digital Aviator Gifts

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Fishing and new technologies

S.S.dot.com

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"This translation app isn't working."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."