Holy Smoke Enthusiast Gifts

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Vaping cigarette

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Holier Than Thou

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Albert Camus

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."