Holy Smoke Enthusiast Mugs

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Vaping cigarette

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Nature is not perfect

The Farmer's Return.

Mashed potatoes...

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Holier Than Thou

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."