Holy Grounds Lover Gifts

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Meryl Streep

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

The Speculators

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Coronovirus dreams

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Your angel is always with you

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Change your style, learn to smile!

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

I'm a Grasstafarian!

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'