Hollywood Lover Gifts

"Can you find me something that makes me look like George Clooney?"

Napoleon film

Sean Connery.

Meryl Streep

Twilight years.

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The rock caricature

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Christopher Nolan caricature

Laurel and Hardy

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Sofia Vergara

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Whoopie Goldberg

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

Ellen Page

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Scrip Doctor

John Wayne

Marilyn Monroe

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Just shut the hell up and say action!

Another Remake of the 'Scarlet Letter'.

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Antonio Banderas

Leonardo DiCaprio