Holy Cow Fan Gifts

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Police Cow!

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Dogs and Chickens

Cow yin yang spots.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

A cow on a drip.

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Working from Home

"Why have you come over here?"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Closed until further notice."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

A Migrating Chicken