Holy Cow Fan Pillows

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Police Cow!

Dogs and Chickens

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Working from Home

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

"Closed until further notice."

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Mc Seven

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!