Holiday Swashbucklers Gifts

Captain Santa Sparrow

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Pirate

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'Guess who?'

Errol Flynn.

Proctologists on Thanksgiving

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

Pirate baby.

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Pirate on Jeopardy

'It looks like they are nearly ready to sail.'