Holiday Spirit Curator Gifts

Gracie puts a welcome mat out for Santa Claus.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

O Christmas Tea

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Street Carolers

Merry Kissmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Maybe this year..."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'