Holiday Spirit Maintainer Gifts

I'm trying to keep the Christmas spirit all year.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

O Christmas Tea

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Maybe this year..."

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

Boxing Day

Elf of the Month

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

What do you wish for next year?

Cat plays the cello

Shelf on an Elf

'The Christ Child'

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"