Holiday Spirit Maintainer Gifts

I'm trying to keep the Christmas spirit all year.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Maybe this year..."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

What do you wish for next year?

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

Boxing Day

Elf of the Month

Cat plays the cello

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'The Christ Child'

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"Oh, yes, I've been good...relatively speaking!"

'Let's face it, every day is Christmas Day for us!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'