Holiday Reading Gifts

A day at the beach

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Filming Christmas

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Inbox and outbox for books

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Johnny and Moloch

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

My other novel's a booker winner

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"It's time we have a little chat."

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

Slay Ride.

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

If This Vehicle Is Being Operated In A Dangerous Or Reckless Manner Please Call.....

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Memories that still sear

'I don't know whether the shepherds had infrared imaging equipment or not. I just know they were watching their flocks by night.'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'