Holiday Reading Pillows

A day at the beach

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Inbox and outbox for books

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Johnny and Moloch

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

My other novel's a booker winner

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

Slay Ride.

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"It's time we have a little chat."

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

If This Vehicle Is Being Operated In A Dangerous Or Reckless Manner Please Call.....

'It's not a stable, it's a pop-up hotel'

Ghost of Happy Holidays Future

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

Memories that still sear

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I don't know whether the shepherds had infrared imaging equipment or not. I just know they were watching their flocks by night.'