Holiday Promoter Gifts

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Create some buzz!

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Make love not war

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Theatrical Christmas.

Christmas escape plan

Are we nearly there yet?

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

Archers.

CIVICS 101

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

Stuffed.

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"