Holiday Promoter T-Shirts

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Create some buzz!

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Make love not war

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Theatrical Christmas.

Christmas escape plan

Are we nearly there yet?

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

Archers.

Stuffed.

CIVICS 101

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online