Christmas Cheer Promoter Gifts

Christmas dinner!

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Red for me, please.'

Cat on guitar

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"It's a snow-grandad!"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'computer says no.....el!'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

"Don't get me wrong. I love working at the North Pole, I just wish one damn store around here sold non-pointed shoes."

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

Little Jack Horner with Pets

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

Father Christmas dishing out money for the retailers

Fallen Christmas Angel

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

Christmas Star

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

Christmas Eva

'Really, Mr. Claus, you can't work one night a year then expect to qualify for unemployment benefits.'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

"A little peace and quiet."