Christmas Cheer Spreaders Gifts

Stickers on Santa's Sleigh

'Go figure: All year round, I have to guard the house, but tonight, I have to let a fat old guy in a red suit come in...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

Cake

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Eating ice cream.

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Red for me, please.'

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"It's over!"

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

'I wrapped it myself !'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Christmas choir

Cheese...Crackers.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Any idea why your boyfriend is handing out cigars in the pub?'

Happy Pregnancy

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

...Hector believed that the mariachi was still there to celebrate the great moments...

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

Snacks

'computer says no.....el!'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'