Christmas Spirit Spreader Gifts

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

If you're happy and you know it...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Cake

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Eating ice cream.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Mum Hearts.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"It's over!"

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'I wrapped it myself !'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

Snacks

Cheese...Crackers.

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

Christmas choir

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

...Hector believed that the mariachi was still there to celebrate the great moments...

Leap

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Happy Pregnancy

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Happy New Year

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'