Christmas Cheer Spreader Gifts

Rudolph, with his nose so bright, goes in for his drug test.

"Don't get me wrong. I love working at the North Pole, I just wish one damn store around here sold non-pointed shoes."

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Mommie! You never told me that Uncle Ralph was Santa!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

Cake

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Eating ice cream.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Red for me, please.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"It's over!"

'I wrapped it myself !'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Snacks

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

Cheese...Crackers.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

...Hector believed that the mariachi was still there to celebrate the great moments...

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Christmas choir

Happy Pregnancy

'computer says no.....el!'

Happy New Year

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

McHappy

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"