Christmas Cheer Spreader Prints

Rudolph, with his nose so bright, goes in for his drug test.

"Don't get me wrong. I love working at the North Pole, I just wish one damn store around here sold non-pointed shoes."

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

'Mommie! You never told me that Uncle Ralph was Santa!'

Shelf on an Elf

"It's the same thing every year, that voice in my head, his name is Noddy."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

Cake

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Eating ice cream.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Red for me, please.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"It's over!"

'I wrapped it myself !'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

...Hector believed that the mariachi was still there to celebrate the great moments...

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

Cheese...Crackers.

Snacks

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Christmas choir

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy